Στοίχοι: Nellie McKay. Livin'.

Oh, livin's a buch of shit
Shittin's a part of livin'
Fartin's a friend of shittin', aye, and so we carry on

Bring me a clarinet
Get me a big brown derby
Buy me a lie a whale wide and sing a winter song

(Thanks to ShiversTheNinja for these lyrics)