Στοίχοι: Strike Twelve. Killing California. Bad Sex.

On behalf of me I'd like to apologize for screwing up while in between your thighs.

I bet you've had way better sex with other guys.

It may not have been your worst but we just had sex like it was my first,

I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted to stop and cry.


And I'm so sorry for the mess I just put you through,

It took so long for me to get in you,

And when I finally did I came too fast just like a little kid,

I'm so sorry for the sex I put you through.


So rub it faster and harder now, I've gotta get it up somehow,

Before I finally decide to give up,

You're on top and I'm below, we switch things up and I still can't go,

It was never my intention to ever screw this up.