Στοίχοι: Rufus Wainwright. Do You Love An Apple?.

Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die

Before I got married I wore a black shall,
But after I'm married, I wore bugger-all
But still I love him, I'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die

He stands on the corner, a fag in his mouth,
his hands in his pockets he whistles me out
But still I love him, I'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die

Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die