Στοίχοι: Robbie Williams. Dickhead.

[Toffty]
This is 'T' to th motherf**king offty
What's your problem , Dickhead?

[Robbie]
Don't kick my dog, Dickhead
Don't beep at me, Dickhead
Why you mug me off in my car, Dickhead?
Why you disrespestin my bra, Dickhead?

There's a Dickhead in your mouth
A Dickhead on parade
Do not have kids, don't want Dickheads to be made, Dickhead

Why you disrespectin' my bra, Dickhead?
Why'd you p*ss me off in first class, Dickhead?
I'm not sittin here to be treated like a dickhead

Bomba clatz, kin eh rass class

Where's the chorus, Dickhead?!

(give me my lighter)

Isn't it lovely,
That we can still be good friends?
They say you've gone off me,
Don't be so sloppy, Baby.
Isn't it lovely,
That we can still be good friends?
I know you still want me,
Because I'm so lovely, Baby.

If you diss me you'll sell coffee, Dickhead
What'cha expect, Dickhead?
Radio head, Dickhead?
This is pop, Dickhead!
Size tens, Dickhead
Break your shins, Dickhead!

My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick f**k out of you,
Only if I ask 'em to,
But they'll kick f**k out of you

(you're going home in a Staffodshire ambuance)

I wasn't lookin' at your bird, Dickhead
She was lookin' at me, Dickhead
Who do I think I am, Dickhead?
Who the fu*k are you, Dickhead?!
Must have got me confused,
With someone who gives a sh*t,
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are f*cking it, Dickhead!

Where's the chorus? No chorus? Dickhead.

(Dickhead)

Isn't it lovely,
That we can still be good friends?
They say you've gone off me,
Don't be so sloppy, Baby.
Isn't it lovely,
That we can still be good friends?
I know you still want me,
Because I'm so lovely, Baby.

[Toffty]
[Robbie] This sh*it as bananas, B A N A N A S...hahaha)
I got a bucket of sh*t though yeah?
I got a bucket of sh*t.
I got a bucket of sh*t though yeah?
I got a bucket of sh*t
Not horse sh*t, cow sh*t, dog sh*t NO
REAL sh*t
I got a bucket of sh*t though yeah?
I got a bucket of sh*t

I got a bucket of sh*t though yeah?
I got a bucket of sh*t
Not dog sh*t, cow sh*t, our sh*t,
REAL sh*t
[Robbie] can we do it again?

[Robbie]
Why'd you cut me up in my car, Dickhead?
Why'd you say bad things about my bra, Dickhead?
I got nothing for you, Dickhead
Go to bed, Dickhead
Don't wake up Dickhead
Who gives a f*ck, Dickhead?

No one gives a f*ck about you,
Cos you're a dickhead, true
See your mate over there in the corner,
he's a dickhead too like you, Dickhead!

Isn't it lovely,
That we can still be good friends?
They say you've gone off me,
Don't be so sloppy, Baby.
Isn't it lovely,
That we can still be good friends?
I know you still want me,
Because I'm so lovely, Baby.

Isn't it lovely? x2

(you, Dickhead, are spoiling it. And t*ts?)

Baby

(like us, Dickhead)

(Thanks to RobsKitten for these lyrics)