Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer There's wrestling and pro football
And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida It appears to me that Gainsville Sun is withholding information from the public. Recently
I'm a shark, I'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, And silently I strike. I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm dumber than a tree
Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are
The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just
I hate the Sky Dome and the CN tower too I hate Nathan Phillips square and the Ontario zoo The rent?s too high The air?s unclean The beaches are dirty
It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock she'll give it to Daddy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Daddy
, he spends his day (Big fat road manager) At an all-you-can-eat buffet (Big fat road manager) But if he can come to terms (Big fat road manager) He will manage the Arrogant Worms
One year I got a dog for Christmas and I gave it to the boy next door Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card 'cause that's what Christmas is for
It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy Santa's talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season's one of charity Of peace
Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation Will be filled
Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse
Hey kid, why the long face Is it 'cause Santa Clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker and
Darling, for you I think of what I'd do If you said that sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I'd wrestle a gorilla to
George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books and Internet connections
Well me n' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well
Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache
