Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey I am, I am, I am I said I
're pure in heart? Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like On my knees day and
in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes to Camp" I could sit and count my hair
Listening to the muzak hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines With a toothache this is it pal, root canal My molars
they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs
told him stupid is a stupid does He's Gump, he's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump What's with that hair? Run, run, run, run, now
Larry No matter how I try Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay
You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up
in Japan He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line One day
, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day Since you've been gone It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away Ever since the day
MASH' and 'All In The Family' 'The Munsters' and 'Mayberry R.F.D.' I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah Winfrey talks to me Every day at three
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em
you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and
in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear wathing "Ernest Goes To Camp" I could sit and count my hair
Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My molars
that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he
told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump What's with that hair? Run... run... run,
about Larry No matter how I try Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo And hey, how 'bout the day he put
